12 Top Reasons for Conservatives to Support The Donald

Onward to Iowa!

The GOP prez caucus/primary contest is pretty much a three horse race between Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio.

Interesting guy, The Donald. Love him or hate him, ya gotta give The Trumpster credit: He’s keeping things lively. So lively, in fact, that I’ve compiled a list of the 12 Top Reasons for Conservatives to Support The Donald. Here they are, in no particular order:

1. “We need something new. The same old, same old isn’t working.”

Yep. That’s why electing someone as president who has no legislative experience – zip, zero, nada – makes perfect sense.

2. 2. Donald is an “outsider.”

Uh huh. That’s why the GOP establishment loves the guy.

3. Donald has a foolproof plan to defeat ISIS.

He just hasn’t quite gotten around to articulating it yet. Don’t worry. The Donald assures us that he plans to make ISIS “very, very nervous.” He just doesn’t say how. Maybe he’ll brush up on his pinochle?

4. He is going to make America great again… again.
5. Donald’s progressive tax plan is true-blue conservative! Except for that part about how similar it is to Mr. Feel the Bern’s tax policies. But, hey! Just slap “Republican” on an otherwise lib tax plan and we’re good to go, right?
6. He thinks “eminent domain” – government seizure of private property – is wonderful. Translation for libs: He thinks eminent domain – government seizure of private property – is wonderful.
7. He’s pretty darn good at using vets as props.

8. He’s consistently pro-life. Like this:

9. He speaks his mind – and he’s so darn likeable. Charming. Mannerly. Polite. Gracious and self-effacing. Honey-lipped, with a voice like money. And always, always cool as a cucumber.

10. Trump wants to get rid of President Pants on Fire’s signature train wreck, the UnAffordable Care Act – and replace it with single payer.

11. If elected, he’s going to “do stuff.”

Whatever that means.

12. Donald is so incredibly popular and Trumpanadoes so loyal, he could shoot someone and not lose voters.

Did I say “twelve”? Okay. I fibbed. Saving the best for last:

– He’ll stomp off-stage and diss Congress every time he doesn’t get his way.

That’ll work so well with Putin, Iran, and the Chinese, right?

–  “We are going to win so much.”

He’s a little short on details, but not to fret. Donald said it. Must be true.

–  “He says what I want to hear.”

So did Mussolini. But who’s counting?

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A multi-published author and recovering Democrat, Kristine Lowder is a native Californian recently transplanted to the People's Republic of Washington State. She still refuses to cede her life, fortune, or sacred honor to liberal Nazgul or anyone else with poor eyesight. Kristine is a graduate of Biola University. You can find her online at: Kristine Lowder, Writer or at Conservelocity.

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