Archive for February 22nd, 2015

Take the Presidential Competency Exam!

Take the Presidential Competency Exam!

The following exam, while in no way comprehensive, is intended to assess the basic qualifications and level of occupational competency of presidential candidates. Though a failing grade does not automatically exclude one from being elected by low-information voters, hipster millennials, liberal yuppies plagued by white guilt and lesbian feminists with sleeve tattoos, it does strongly indicate that one is better suited for a career in an industry requiring no experience whatsoever and few, if any, measurable skills.

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If You Kill Free Speech, You Kill Justice

If You Kill Free Speech, You Kill Justice

Back in 1994, the news was all over the media. Kurt Cobain, the man who singlehandedly altered the musical landscape when he and Nirvana arrived on the scene just three years prior, was found dead in his Seattle home. The case was open and shut. The death was quickly ruled a suicide. After all, Cobain grew up in a broken home and eventually turned to heroin, hoping to find relief from a mysterious stomach ailment.

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