Archive for December 22nd, 2013

Duck Flap: Truth is ‘Hate’ to Those Who Hate Truth

Duck Flap: Truth is ‘Hate’ to Those Who Hate Truth

A&E, which had already begun censoring the cast’s Christian speech with fake bleeps to cover words like “Jesus” and “Christ,” dutifully complied. “We’re just sick of all this redneck Jesusy stuff,” A&E representative Moe Ronic told reporters. “And besides, making truckloads of money is really overrated,” he added, referencing the show’s No. 1 all-time ranking. “In fact,” he continued, “just the other day I was sharing an Appletini with Bob, our program director, and he was pining for the good ol’ days – back when we had ratings like MSNBC’s ‘Winter Solstice Generic Holiday Special.’

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America’s Not So Bright Future

America’s Not So Bright Future

Back in 2012, the government took our 100 watt light bulbs and left us with these awful, pathetic, sickly, fluorescent bulbs. Now that they have taken our 100 watt and 75 watt bulbs, they will relieve us of our 60 watt and 40 watt bulbs effective in 2014. Why does this upset me? WHY, indeed?!

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Kiss my Duck! – Finally, The Majority View About Homosexuality

Kiss my Duck! – Finally, The Majority View About Homosexuality

The Duck Dynasty controversy is a lesson for society about immoral, ultimately destructive behavior: don’t challenge it, just wink and look the other way, and it won’t just exist in its own dark enclaves, but come roaring out into the public arena, demanding to be accepted, even celebrated. For A&E to worry about the 3% of Americans who are homosexual not watching their programs, while dismissing the 84% or so of Americans who profess to be Christian…how does that make sense from a business perspective?

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Homo-Fascists Are Overplaying Their Hand With Duck Dynasty

Homo-Fascists Are Overplaying Their Hand With Duck Dynasty

Members of the militant homosexual movement are in the process of overplaying their eternally-losing hand. Yes, they hold a losing hand, regardless of how many judicial fiat or tyrannical legislative “victories” they are handed against the will of the people. Americans are fed up with being bullied by this militant minority of sexual deviants who are viciously demanding that society accept, condone and even celebrate their unnatural, unhealthy and immoral behavior.

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This Week in the World of News

This Week in the World of News

Some interesting things happened this week that you might not have heard about. A Leftwing propaganda outlet pronounced victory over Fox News…but not enough people knew about this Leftwing organization for it to matter. Also, intolerant bigots condemned Ducky Dynasty’s Phil Robertson for being an intolerant bigot (i.e. being a Christian). President Obama’s poll numbers show Americans are waking up, and the “mainstream” media perpetrated several more attempts to deceive the American people (but what else is new?).

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