Liberal Women Declare Sex Strike, World Breathes Sigh of Relief

The ladies at PolitiChicks.tv tell us that liberal women have decided to go on sex strike and not have sex until other people (who may have moral reservations about it) pay for their contraception and abortifacients.

As PolitiChicks point out, this is interesting because it means liberal women will actually be practicing abstinence–something conservatives have been counseling for unmarried people for a long time.  This will help liberal women avoid STDs, unplanned pregnancies, the cost of their sacrament of abortion, and many other problem areas.

Also, given what we know of many liberal women, many men may be breathing a sigh of relief at this news.

3 Comments

  1. DavidKramer says:

    Watch for sharp down spike in STD clinic stock!

  2. I absolutely cannot stop laughing. 

  3. RWEI120303 says:

    I HAVE FOUND THAT MOST LIBERAL WOMEN ARE NOT THAT ATTRACTIVE TO BEGIN WITH, AND NOT THAT INTELLGENT, DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DRESS TO ATTRACT A MAN ANYWAY.